With one hand the tangerine cowboy casually tipped back his hairpiece while with the other he rapidly drew his cellphone from its side holster with white lightning reflexes.
"Them's Tweetin' words!" he told the tenderthumb Mike Dense.
With his tiny thumbs quickly fluttering over the keypad he had his message sent off to the world before the tenderthumb had even begun to reach for his phone.
"COVFEFE FAKE NEWS NO COLLUSION WITCH-HUNT!" the message said.
With a wicked grin he returned his smoking cell phone to its holster while the tenderthumb dutifully bent over to take his punishment for impudently daring to speak up to the great Thumbslinger.
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