Turkeyville
Well, I’m going down to Turkeyville, where everyone is fowl
And when I go to Turkeyville I always wear a scowl
‘Cuz everyone in Turkeyville is mean and cruel and crass
And if you smile in Turkeyville you’ll get a boot right up yer ass!
Turkeyville, Turkeyville
That’s where I long to be
Turkeyville, Turkeyville
Where a turkey can be free
Turkeyville, Turkeyville
Oh, darlin’ can’t you see?
That everyone in Turkeyville
Is a turkey just like me!
© 2001 Randy Bone