Selected Writings & Ramblings of
Randy Bone

Warning: The following material is extremely
offensive and is not meant for children or adults.

Short Stories

The One-Nighter

In the Big City (Testimony of a New York Cab Driver)

Youthful Vitality

Johnny Sausagebender

The Butler Always Does It

The Not-So Politically Correct Tale of Joe Poe*

The River's End

Confessions of a Transylvanian Urologist*

The Adventures Of Irma's Red Panties

The Black Noir*

The Goddam Ginsu Knife*

The Final Prayer

Rise of the Cyborgs*

Portraits

In Golden Devotion

There By The Bay

The Disagreement

The Thumbslinger

Parables & Fables

In Search of the Rising Sun

The Life and Times of Harry the Sausage

The Solomon Solution

Poems

Poem From The Valley

Big Old Rumba Beat

Vainglorious Leader

Into Eternity

Into Her Opal Eyes I Gazed

The Porcelain Throne

Mighty Mouth

Standing Still

A Hoosier Haiku

When Greed Knows No Bounds

The New Pledge of Allegiance

The Last Elephant

Why Must Life Be So Complicated?

The Lost Angel

The Free-For-All

Songs

Turkeyville

Standing In A Corner

The Makeup Song

The Country Song

The Ballad of Kurt Cobain

The Narcissist Song

Blues

The Dyin' Kitty Blues

Whale Belly Blues

Cheatin' Woman Blues

Me & The Blues

White Boy Blues

Tumbleweed Blues

Assorted Ramblings

DST

Perfunctory Essay On Gayness

Notes on "The Makeup Song"

Notes on "The Not-So Politically Correct Tale of Joe Poe"

Unfinished Crap

Book XVII In “The Never-Ending Saga Of
Tommy Dawson: Master Of The Megaverse”

The Abominable Brother Richard

The Puppet Dictator

Pushing Buttons

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